February 20, 2020

The Ring (2002)

If you hear a rumor about a shitty movie, don't watch it. Especially if they say it's a student film. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your VCRs, a blank VHS tape, and a glass of water from the well.

February 13, 2020

Valentine (2001)

Be nice to the nerds because they're not always an Angel in disguise. Karma's a bitch. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Valentine and a box of chocolates. Happy Valentine's day!

February 6, 2020

The Wolfman (2010)

Don't walk through the woods at night if you don't want to come across something scary...you know, like a werewolf. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and silver bullets.

January 30, 2020

Child’s Play (1988)

1. Don't buy birthday gifts from bums in an alley. 2. Always check the batteries. 3. If it's below the knee, kick with everything you've fucking got. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your drinks and aim for the heart. Wanna play?

January 23, 2020

Rosemary’s baby (1968)

Watch out for crazy old nosy couples. Behind the wrinkles are devil worshiping assholes who are after just one thing. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your condoms and tannis root shots.

If you have a school project that requires you to go into the woods, just take the F. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks, GPS, and cell phone.

January 9, 2020

Fright Night (1985)

What do you do when a vampire moves into your neighborhood and onto your girl? You invite him over for a stake dinner! STAB! We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your crosses and a shot of holy water.

December 31, 2019

Terror Train (1980)

New Year's special! Don't bully the nerds because revenge is sweet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your frat buddies for a night of magical terror.

December 25, 2019

Krampus (2015)

Do you believe in Santa? If you love your family, you better. We're streaming this on Amazon. Keep your fire burning, grab your eggnog and a sack of demonic toys, and get ready for Krampus to town. Merry Xmas from Pam and Teri.

Using a Somnambulist to do your bidding? It might not go as planned when you're stuck in a looney bin! We're streaming this on Youtube. So grab your drinks and get ready to be hypnotized by a twisted side show!

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