Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

The Fog (1980)

When your ancestors are greedy dicks and sink a ship for their riches. Maybe stay away from home. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Listen to your local DJ and stay as far away from the coast as possible.

The Exorcist 3 (1990)

The true sequel the original writer wanted. We're streaming this on Amazon. If your name starts with a K...good luck.

Killer Sofa (2019)

When a lovesick voodoo practitioner does a spell on a recliner and a rabbi has a vision of a Jewish demon, it's probably a demon summoning witch. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. So just use a beanbag and call it a day.

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

I'm tired of these motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking ocean. We're streaming this on Netflix. So don't experiment on sharks, and stay out of the water.

Alien (1979)

Always follow the second in command who knows the meaning of protocol. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let's hope there's no facehuggers while you are in quarantine.

The Crazies (2010)

Make sure you double filter your water at home in case any military experiments crash your water system, and listen to the best sheriff and deputy in this small town. We're streaming this on Hulu. Grab your bottled water and escape to your nearest fallout shelter for a crazy time.

Ginger Snaps (2000)

When the quiet girl hits puberty, you get a lot more than you bargained for. We're streaming this on Amazon. So grab your monkshood and your closest sibling for a life changing period.

Willy's Wonderland (2021)

 If you get a flat tire in a small town where they offer you a free place to stay, just say no thanks. We're streaming this on Hulu. So grab your mop and your PUNCH for a kick ass good time.

The Day of the Triffids (1962)

Don't watch the meteor shower; just stay inside. Here we go again. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your poking sticks and your salt water squirt guns.

The First Purge (2018)

Do you really need the money that badly? We're streaming this on Amazon. Be careful with shady politicians. So set up your booby traps and roll around in your 5K. Happy 4th of July!