Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

Don't get trapped with a useless girl when there are zombies around. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). So board up your windows and doors, and grab a plate of roast beef and chocolate milk.

Maybe make sure the whole town is empty before you bring in the investors. We're streaming this on Netflix. Roll up your windows when you're on autopilot.

Careful who you reject on Valentine's day. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Valentine's day from Pam and Teri!

If a cat shows up at your door out of the blue? Let it stay inside.We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. He might save your kids life.

Careful who you show pictures of your fiance to. We're streaming this on Netflix. So wear your fancy hats, and be wary of who you fall in love with.

Don't answer the phone, always follow the rules of a horror movie, and don't be a follower. We're streaming this on Amazon. Never say "I'll be right back."

Don't open ANY tombs. We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your best piccadilly and grab your lover and a backup.

Old people are so stubborn when it comes to new machinery. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get your C-4 and golf balls for a hole in one movie.

Maybe go to the police immediately when the Moaner calls. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri

Careful when looking for new ecosystems. You never know what you'll find. We're streaming this on Netflix. Always carry waterproof matches when spelunking with friends.