Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

When you find a hair in your award winning jerky, don't swallow. Spit. We're streaming this on Amazon.  Get ready for a hypnotizing good time.

1... 2... Guess who's back for you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Warm up to a cup of coffee and grab your Hypnocil for a sleepless night on Elm Street.

If you're gonna play God, get a better assistant, use the non-criminal brain, and try to teach your monster how to behave. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Strickfaden effects and a dead body for a drop dead good time.

Rules: 1. Don't buy your childhood orphanage. 2. Don't let your kid play with imaginary friends. 3. Don't take them walking to the cave on the beach. 4. Don't let your kid leave a trail for his imaginary friend to follow. 5. Fuck it; set it on fire and cut your losses. We're streaming this on Amazon.

 When fruit goes bad, it doesn't bruise...it attacks. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a bloody Mary, and throw on some Puberty Love for a saucy good time.

Don't move into a murder house to write a book and put your family at risk. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your camera for a reel creepy time.

Maybe get your dogs vaccinated, and when they're bitten by a bat, this whole situation can be avoided. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a water bottle and junk your shitty car for a fun foamy night.

Shy away from the camera carrying quiet guys because you might end up dead on his next reel. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get a camera and a drink to pose for your last picture.

When the frogs hatch up a plan to get rid of the trash, a beefcake photographer is there to save the day. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your wart remover for a leaping good scare.

If you're stranded in a raft in the ocean, don't take a ride from a mad veterinarian. We're watching this on Amazon. Grab your mini me and sit back for a wild and animalistic night.