Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

Scream (1996)

Don't answer the phone, always follow the rules of a horror movie, and don't be a follower. We're streaming this on Amazon. Never say "I'll be right back."

The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964)

Don't open ANY tombs. We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your best piccadilly and grab your lover and a backup.

Blades (1989)

Old people are so stubborn when it comes to new machinery. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get your C-4 and golf balls for a hole in one movie.

Black Christmas (1974)

Maybe go to the police immediately when the Moaner calls. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri

The Cave (2005)

Careful when looking for new ecosystems. You never know what you'll find. We're streaming this on Netflix. Always carry waterproof matches when spelunking with friends.

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Try watching the news first thing in the morning. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your friends and head over to The Winchester for a pint.

Orphan (2009)

Maybe ask more questions before inviting someone new into your home. We're streaming this on Amazon. Be careful of backstabbing little bitches.

Tourist Trap (1979)

When you get a flat tire, call Triple A... if you manneCAN. We're streaming this on Amazon. So stick together and good luck.

Slaughter High (1986)

Don't pick on the chemistry nerd! We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your jester head for a vengeful night.

Saw (2004)

Appreciate what you have in life or Jigsaw will. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Doritos and play the game or pay the price.