Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

If you work in a lab, watch your children, and don't give them a specimen as a pet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your electrical wires and some carrots for a hopping good night. Happy Easter!

When hide and go seek goes very wrong, and you are a witness, call the cops to avoid the entire situation. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Tag! You're killed. Now it's time for sweet vengeance.

When making a deal with a leprechaun, be a little more detailed. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy St. Patrick's day from Pam and Teri!

Stay out of the water. Fuck the mayor, listen to the sheriff, and close the beach. We're streaming this on Amazon. Have a wonderful Spring Break, and enjoy the beach...

"Jennifer sexy, she steal your boyfriend." Go with your gut feeling instead of the band in the shady van. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Grab your BFF and her boyfriend for a delicious evening.

Be nice to Hillbillies they aren't always what they seem! We're streaming this on Amazon. So cozy up in your vacation cabin in the woods for a accidental time!

Don't talk to strange clowns in the sewer, Unless you want to lose an arm! We're streaming this on Amazon(HBO). Show no fear and get ready to have a screaming good time!

Strange, indeed. Don't let your kids play with AOL. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang on by the edge of your hooks for a torturous night.

Mothers, be aware of your surroundings when spying on your son's date. We're streaming this on YouTube. So wear your medallion, get ready to fight like hell, and carry your Tide pen with you.

Don't move to the murder capital of the world, and always listen to Grandpa. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Grab your copy of Vampires Everywhere, and gear up with the Frog brothers for a bloody adventure. Maybe throw some glitter in there...