Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

Just say no. Ew. We're streaming this on Netflix. Happy New Year from Pam and Teri!

Merry Xmas from Pam and Teri! Beware of Santa's elves, don't piss off your aunt, don't trespass, and stay away from old convents. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon).

Trauma's a bitch, especially when it's caused by werewolves. So you get sent to a retreat....with other werewolves. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your gun and silver bullets, light a fire, and stay in your cabin.

 Beware of Tall Man, don't fuck lavender bitches in graveyards, and stay out of mausoleums. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let's have a ball with some Dos XX and a guitar.

When your friend wants to go look for an ancient stone in the catacombs, say no thanks, I'll be at the bar. We're streaming this on Netflix. So don't forget to confess your sins, and let someone know where you're going. We had an eight legged co-host for this one.

When you're at the tail end of Rhea-M, grab your catcher's mask and get on a boat to Haven. We're streaming this on Amazon.

Happy Thanksgiving Pam and Teri!

1 2 3 4 5 6...There's no injection for the devil. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Hold your rosary tight, and get ready for a demonic night.

If a crew from a spaceship disappears, scrap it, mourn them, and move on. We're watching this on Amazon. Sit back in your captain's chair, and watch the events unfold.

Happy Halloween! Don't break any Halloween traditions if you don't want to be tormented by Sam. We're streaming this on Amazon. Come join us for our 100th episode for a deadly good time!

When you're writing about roadside attractions, try not to be part of one. Remember, don't pick up hitch hikers no matter how hot they are. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your best Halloween masks for a fun night with this massacre.