Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

The Orphanage (2007)

Rules: 1. Don't buy your childhood orphanage. 2. Don't let your kid play with imaginary friends. 3. Don't take them walking to the cave on the beach. 4. Don't let your kid leave a trail for his imaginary friend to follow. 5. Fuck it; set it on fire and cut your losses. We're streaming this on Amazon.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

 When fruit goes bad, it doesn't bruise...it attacks. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a bloody Mary, and throw on some Puberty Love for a saucy good time.

Sinister (2012)

Don't move into a murder house to write a book and put your family at risk. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your camera for a reel creepy time.

Cujo (1983)

Maybe get your dogs vaccinated, and when they're bitten by a bat, this whole situation can be avoided. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a water bottle and junk your shitty car for a fun foamy night.

Peeping Tom (1960)

Shy away from the camera carrying quiet guys because you might end up dead on his next reel. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get a camera and a drink to pose for your last picture.

Frogs (1972)

When the frogs hatch up a plan to get rid of the trash, a beefcake photographer is there to save the day. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your wart remover for a leaping good scare.

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

If you're stranded in a raft in the ocean, don't take a ride from a mad veterinarian. We're watching this on Amazon. Grab your mini me and sit back for a wild and animalistic night.

Puppet Master (1989)

What do we always say? If it's below the knee, kick it with all you've got. We're streaming this on Amazon (HBO). Grab your combat boots, and always look down.

American Werewolf in London (1981)

When backpacking in London and you stop at a pub, don't ask them about their wall art.  When offered spirits instead of water, take it, or they may ask you to leave, and then you're dead. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with your dead friend, and drink some spirits while he watches you turn into a werewolf. That's what friends are for.

28 Days Later (2002)

When you wake up naked and locked in a hospital room, maybe just stay in there. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your goggles and masks, and remember to stretch before being chased because these fuckers are fast.