Episodes
Thursday Mar 05, 2020
Chopping Mall (1986)
Thursday Mar 05, 2020
Thursday Mar 05, 2020
If you work at the mall, maybe don't have an orgy in the furniture store. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your propane tanks and water, and be on the lookout for evil robots. Thank you. Have a nice day.
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
Pet Sematary (1989)
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
Don't listen to the creepy old man across the road. Invest in a fence. Don't go rock climbing to bury a loved one. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a shovel, cross your fingers, and hope it works this time.
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
The Ring (2002)
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
If you hear a rumor about a shitty movie, don't watch it. Especially if they say it's a student film. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your VCRs, a blank VHS tape, and a glass of water from the well.
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
Valentine (2001)
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
Be nice to the nerds because they're not always an Angel in disguise. Karma's a bitch. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Valentine and a box of chocolates. Happy Valentine's day!
Thursday Feb 06, 2020
The Wolfman (2010)
Thursday Feb 06, 2020
Thursday Feb 06, 2020
Don't walk through the woods at night if you don't want to come across something scary...you know, like a werewolf. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and silver bullets.
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
Child's Play (1988)
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
1. Don't buy birthday gifts from bums in an alley. 2. Always check the batteries. 3. If it's below the knee, kick with everything you've fucking got. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your drinks and aim for the heart. Wanna play?
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
Rosemary's baby (1968)
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
Watch out for crazy old nosy couples. Behind the wrinkles are devil worshiping assholes who are after just one thing. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your condoms and tannis root shots.
Thursday Jan 16, 2020
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Thursday Jan 16, 2020
Thursday Jan 16, 2020
If you have a school project that requires you to go into the woods, just take the F. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks, GPS, and cell phone.
Thursday Jan 09, 2020
Fright Night (1985)
Thursday Jan 09, 2020
Thursday Jan 09, 2020
What do you do when a vampire moves into your neighborhood and onto your girl? You invite him over for a stake dinner! STAB! We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your crosses and a shot of holy water.
Tuesday Dec 31, 2019
Terror Train (1980)
Tuesday Dec 31, 2019
Tuesday Dec 31, 2019
New Year's special! Don't bully the nerds because revenge is sweet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your frat buddies for a night of magical terror.