Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

If you are a scientist working in the Arctic and find a spaceship in the ice, leave it. We're streaming this on Amazon (Starz). Get ready for an invasion with your J & B, matches, and gasoline.

If you have to cross a creepy bridge to get to a creepy cabin with a creepy book and a creepy recording, just turn around. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your 2% milk and your best friends for a fun night in the woods.

Follow your gut feeling, and don't follow strangers onto a shitty boat with a shitty shark cage because you're gonna have a shitty time. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your extra oxygen tank and stay in the cage.

Don't let your kids play with Ouija boards. Don't let them talk to demons named Captain Howdy. We're streaming this on Amazon (Shudder). Grab a crucifix and some holy water for a head turning experience.

Did you ever try to make your best friend feel better for her loss? Were you fucking her dead husband? Did you take her spelunking in an undiscovered cave? If you have, then fuck you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and your gal pals for a fun filled weekend.

Have you ever dated someone who was haunted? Don't. We're streaming on Amazon (Starz). Grab your psychic and ouija board and provoke the shit out of this episode.

Don't try to cheat death because Tony Todd said you're gonna die anyway. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your drinks and stay inside.

Karma's a bitch when you burn down someone's life's work. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your wax sculptures and your lighter fluid for a fun night at the museum.

When your friend wants to buy pot from a stranger on the street, punch her in the face. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your chastity belts and your mom.

If you work at the mall, maybe don't have an orgy in the furniture store. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your propane tanks and water, and be on the lookout for evil robots. Thank you. Have a nice day.